So sometimes I go through my ex-best-dude-friend’s facebook just because I’m nosy (we’re still friends, though we aren’t as close as we used to be because LOL AWKWARD, so it’s not really weird, I’m just one-sidedly catching up) and I scrolled down some and I see this:

“Totally used ‘Hey I just met you, and this is crazy… but here’s my number, so call me maybe.’ as a pickup line today.”