a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

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Hard Hitting News 


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Schmidt from New Girl aka Max Greenfield talks on Jimmy Kimmel Live about his bar mitzvah.  hilarity, my man!

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Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances  


Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

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So you’re 19 years old, are you going to college? (x)

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“There was definitely one good thing about [my job], however: it afforded me the opportunity to live in a lot of different places—like Atlanta. Atlanta, Indiana, that is—a bustling metropolis of nearly 823 people, spread out over a third of one square mile in the middle of I’m sorry my organs just shut down from boredom while thinking about my time in Atlanta, Indiana.” —

from “Why Do I Live in Pawnee? An essay by Assistant City Manager Benjamin Wyatt” in Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America.

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